nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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