i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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