i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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