you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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