Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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