we're blogging at a bar
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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