plz talk dirty to me
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We're too hungover to prance.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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