Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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