**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.