all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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