I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Found the puke drawer
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?