i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes