I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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