I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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