How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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