Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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