You're so nebulous sometimes
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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