sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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