Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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