he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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