all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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