Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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