member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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