Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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