im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
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your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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