What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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