Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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