is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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