Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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