She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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