i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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