I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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