i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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