This girl is more easily done than said...
i will never coherently bang her
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I currently don't understand fingers.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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