Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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