talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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