Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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