why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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