new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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