The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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