all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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