It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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