she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I am naked and annoyed.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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