the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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