Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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