remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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