question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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