I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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