So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
literally had 100 drinks last night.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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