i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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