the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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