He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
