then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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