On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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