i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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