Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We named our party play list daddy issues
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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