I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Shame is for Republicans.
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