My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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