I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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